Tiffany & Co. To Sell “Ordinary Objects” This Christmas, like a $650 pair of Ping Pong Paddles

Tiffany’s just decided to branch out from selling moderately overpriced jewelry to sell insanely overpriced, quote, “ordinary objects.”  Here are some examples . . .

  1. A $350 sterling silver bendy straw.
  2. A $1,000 empty tin can.
  3. A $425 silver protractor.
  4. A $650 pair of ping pong paddles.
  5. A $10,000 fake silver bird’s nest with three blue porcelain eggs.